Awkward – Would You Take the Deal? – page 27

You must always speak in a voice that is slightly higher pitched than your natural voice?

Whenever you introduce yourself, you must also recite a short, obscure poem?

You must always hop on one foot when moving between rooms in any building?

You must start every conversation by singing a short, silly jingle?

Every time you enter a room, you must do a small, dramatic entrance (e.g., a twirl or a bow)?

Every time you meet someone new, you have to tell a slightly embarrassing true story about yourself?

Every time you answer your phone, you must impersonate a different celebrity for the first 30 seconds?

Every time you sneeze, you loudly shout a random animal noise?

You must give a genuine compliment to a complete stranger every single day?

You must carry a small, rubber chicken with you everywhere you go?

Your voice randomly squeaks like a mouse at least once in every conversation?

You spontaneously break into a short, silly dance whenever you greet someone new?

You must refer to yourself in the third person for the rest of your life?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must perform a small, pre-approved silly dance?

You must loudly narrate your current actions whenever you are alone in a room?

Every time you laugh, it sounds like a honking goose?

You must loudly announce everything you do before you do it when others are around?

Every time you tell a joke, you must end it with a loud, fake drumroll sound effect?

Every time you eat, you must make exaggerated chewing sounds for everyone to hear?

The first time you meet anyone new, you can only communicate with them through exaggerated mime?