Awkward – Would You Take the Deal? – page 22

Any compliment you receive must be immediately followed by you saying, "I know, right?" with a perfectly straight face?

You must always wear a hat with a propeller on top in public?

Every time you laugh, you must immediately follow it with a loud, theatrical "Mwahaha!" evil laugh?

Every time you speak to someone new, you must first do a quick, dramatic theatrical bow?

Every compliment you give automatically turns into a sarcastic insult right after?

You can only communicate using interpretive dance when in person?

Every time you answer the phone, you must preface it with a 10-second dramatic monologue?

You must always wear socks with sandals in public, even with formal attire?

Every time you exit a public restroom, a loud, recorded applause track plays for 10 seconds?

You must always wear two different shoes, one on each foot, for the rest of your life?

You must respond to every question asked of you with a song lyric?

Every compliment you give to someone must be immediately followed by a silly, exaggerated wink and kissy face?

You must always refer to yourself in the third person?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must loudly announce the name of a different fruit?

Every time you greet someone, you must give them a dramatic, theatrical bow?

You must refer to everyone you meet as 'Captain' regardless of their actual title?

Every time you speak, you must use a dramatic, theatrical voice?

You must wear shoes on the wrong feet for the rest of your life?

Your voice is permanently two octaves higher?

Every time you address a stranger in person, you must first do an exaggerated 3-second bow?