Awkward – Would You Take the Deal? – page 21

You must loudly narrate your current task whenever you are alone?

You must always carry a brightly colored umbrella, regardless of the weather?

Every time you introduce yourself, you must say your name backwards first?

Every time you pay for something with physical cash, you must count out the exact change loudly and slowly?

Whenever you receive a compliment, you must respond with a self-deprecating joke?

You must hum loudly for exactly 10 seconds whenever you enter an elevator or escalator?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must tell a cheesy joke first?

You must always wear socks with sandals in public?

Every time you meet someone new, you must tell them a pre-scripted, unfunny joke?

You must enthusiastically wave at everyone you make eye contact with in public?

You must end every conversation with a dramatic, movie-style monologue?

You must pay for everything with exact change, slowly counting out each coin and bill, for the rest of your life?

Every time you try to whisper, you loudly shout instead?

Every time you laugh, you must do a full 360-degree spin?

You can only communicate with your closest family and friends through dramatic, over-the-top opera singing?

A small, persistent spotlight always shines directly on your face when you are talking?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you involuntarily let out a loud, theatrical sneeze?

Before every meal, you must perform a 60-second interpretive dance about hunger?

Every time you are in a public place, you must loudly narrate your actions as if you are a sports commentator?

You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you leave your home for the rest of your life?