Awkward – Would You Take the Deal? – page 16

Every time you take a selfie, your phone automatically adds a cartoon mustache for one year?

Every time someone asks "how are you?", you must reply with "Fantastically mediocre!"?

Every time you take a sip of any drink in public, you must loudly say "Ah, refreshing!"?

Every time you use a public restroom, you must hum 'It's a Small World' loudly?

At every social gathering you attend for one year, you must introduce yourself with an overly dramatic, fake backstory?

Every time you laugh in public, you must dramatically cover your mouth for one year?

Your main social media profile picture must be a photo of a random animal for one year?

You must give a thumbs-up to everyone you make eye contact with for one week?

You must wear your clothes inside out every Sunday for one year?

Every time you answer your phone in public, you must use a silly voice for one month?

For one year, every time you go to a party, you must bring a small, unpeeled banana as a 'host gift'?

For one month, whenever someone asks 'How are you?', you must respond with a detailed, dramatic story about your day so far?

At every party you attend for one year, you must be the first person on the dance floor?

Every time you yawn, you must loudly shout a random animal sound for one week?

You must wear the same outfit every weekend for three months?

You must do a small, silly dance whenever you pay for something in public for one month?

Every time you introduce yourself to a new person, you must first give them a secret handshake you made up on the spot?

Every time you hear a dog bark, you must meow loudly for one week?

Every time you answer a question, you must first clear your throat very loudly and dramatically?

Every time you use a door, you must loudly announce 'Entering!' or 'Exiting!' before passing through?