Awkward – Would You Take the Deal? – page 14

Every time you make a purchase, you must dramatically clap twice before handing over payment?

For the next year, every time you walk into a store, you must dramatically bow to the nearest employee?

For one year, you can only wear clothes that are one size too big?

You must refer to your feet as 'stinky beans' when talking to friends for one month?

For three months, every time you open a door, you must say 'Welcome to my crib!' in a quiet voice?

Every time you receive a compliment, you must dramatically bow for one week?

You must hum a random jingle every time you wash your hands for six months?

Every time you pay for something with cash or card in public, you must loudly compliment the cashier's shirt?

For one year, every time you hear a phone ring (any phone), you must pretend to answer it with a banana?

For three months, you must wear a ridiculous party hat every time you go to a grocery store?

Every time you order food or drink, you must speak in a silly accent?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must do a tiny, subtle chicken dance?

Every time you leave a store, you must exclaim 'See ya, space cowboy!' for one month?

You can only wear slippers outside on Saturdays for one year?

At every party you attend, you must tell one pre-written 'dad joke.'?

You must wear a brightly colored, silly hat every time you go grocery shopping for one year?

For one month, every time you pay for something with cash, you must count it out loud in a theatrical whisper?

For one year, every time you sit on a couch or chair, you must gently pat it three times before sitting down?

Every time you introduce yourself, you must do it in a silly voice for one month?

You must high-five the next stranger you see after leaving your home every day for one week?