Awkward – Would You Take the Deal? – page 12

At any party or social gathering, you must only drink beverages from a sippy cup?

For one year, every time you open a door, you must say "Open sesame!"?

Every time you finish a phone call in public, you must loudly say "Over and out!"?

For one year, at every party or social gathering, you must introduce yourself to at least one new person by sharing a "fun fact" about squirrels?

For six months, you must wear socks with sandals every Saturday and Sunday?

For six months, every time you sneeze you must involuntarily make a small "meow" sound?

For one year, every time you greet someone new you must do a tiny, exaggerated beauty pageant wave?

For six months, you must give an exaggerated wink after every compliment you give?

For one month, every time you compliment someone, you must finish with 'You're doing great, sweetie!'?

Every time you hear your name mentioned, you must immediately touch your nose for one year?

Your phone's auto-correct always changes 'no' to 'absolutely not!' for one year?

For one year, you can only drink water out of a comically oversized goblet?

Every time you answer your phone, you must say 'Ahoy, matey!' for one year?

For one month, you can only use public restrooms that have a silly animal sound playing on a loop?

Every time you receive a compliment, you must respond with 'I know, right?' for six months?

Every time you leave a voicemail, you must start with a tiny bird chirp sound for six months?

For one month, every time you open a door, you must say 'Welcome to my humble abode!'?

For one year, at any party or social gathering, you must introduce yourself by saying "Greetings, fellow Earthling!"?

Every time you use an elevator or escalator, you must dramatically bow before stepping off?

For six months, you must wear a silly party hat (like a cone hat) for the first hour of every weekend morning?