Awkward – Would You Take the Deal? – page 17

Every time you try to whisper, you accidentally shout at full volume?

Every time you enter a room, you must dramatically announce your presence with a trumpet sound effect you make with your mouth?

Every meal you eat, you must share at least one bite with a complete stranger?

You must clap every time you finish a conversation with someone?

You can only speak in rhyming couplets for the rest of your life?

All food you eat for the rest of your life must be consumed while wearing silly oversized clown shoes?

Every conversation you have must begin and end with a spontaneous, slightly off-key musical jingle of your own creation?

Every time you open a door, you must first perform a dramatic drumroll gesture for everyone to see?

You must spontaneously loudly compliment strangers on their shoes at least three times a day?

You must greet everyone you meet by giving them a high-five and explaining your wildest dream from the previous night?

You must answer all questions with a dramatic opera crescendo?

You can only ever travel by walking backwards?

You must wear a brightly colored, oversized top hat everywhere you go for the rest of your life?

Every time you try to whisper, your voice automatically projects at full volume?

Every compliment you receive must be responded to with a spontaneous, 10-second interpretive dance?

You must always walk backwards whenever you are in public?

Every question you are asked, you must answer with a game show buzzer sound before speaking?

You must whisper everything you say for the rest of your life?

You must wear the same outfit every single day for the rest of your life?

Every time you are in a public place, you must wear your shoes on the wrong feet?