Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 19

You can only take cold showers or baths?

All your phone calls must be on speakerphone?

Every door you open for the rest of your life will make a loud, obnoxious squeak?

You must always arrive 15 minutes early for any appointment or social gathering?

You can never use an escalator or elevator again?

Your internet speed is always capped at the slowest possible setting?

Every door you open (car, house, public) makes a loud 'boing' sound?

All your device notifications sound like a duck quacking?

You can only use your phone on speakerphone for calls?

You must wear headphones whenever you leave your house?

You must arrive 15 minutes early for every appointment, meeting, or social gathering?

You can never use contractions (e.g., 'don't', 'can't', 'it's') when speaking or writing?

Every time you open a door, it makes a loud, comical "boing" sound that everyone can hear?

You must always take the stairs, even if there's an elevator or escalator available?

Your phone's auto-correct always changes the word "you" to "y’all" in every message?

Every time you try to write, your pen dispenses glitter instead of ink for the first five words?

You spontaneously hum a random 90s cartoon theme song at least once an hour?

All your clothes feel perpetually slightly damp?

Your phone screen can only display in black and white for the rest of your life?

You must always untie and retie your shoes after every 10 minutes of walking?