Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 20

All your passwords must be exactly 5 characters long and contain only numbers?

You must always leave your house exactly five minutes later than you planned?

All your drinking glasses must always be filled to the very brim, making them easy to spill?

Every time you pay for something, you must pay with exact change?

Your shoes always make a slight squeaking sound, no matter the surface?

You must always hum loudly when you are walking alone in public?

Every time you try to watch a video, an unskippable 30-second ad plays first?

You must always park at the furthest possible spot in any parking lot?

Your personal space (home, office, car) will always be slightly messy, no matter how much you clean?

You must always use air quotes when saying goodbye to someone?

Your phone only ever has 1 bar of signal, no matter where you are?

You must always walk backwards up stairs?

You can never eat a snack directly from its original bag/container; you must use a plate or bowl?

You must organize one drawer in your home every single day?

Your internet speed is always stuck at 5Mbps?

You must re-tie your shoelaces every hour?

You must always reply to texts with only emojis?

You can never use a pillow again?

Every time you sit down on a couch or chair, you must tap your head three times before you can relax?

All music you listen to for the rest of your life will have 10 seconds of loud static at the beginning of every song?