Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 21

All light switches in your home must be flicked exactly three times to turn on or off?

Every time you enter a car, you must spend 5 minutes searching for a specific 'lost' item (that doesn't exist) before you can leave?

You can never use a towel again after showering; you must always air dry?

Every time you hear a phone ring in public, you must shout "Answer the phone!" loudly?

Every text message you send for the rest of your life will contain one random, uncorrectable typo?

You can only write or draw with dull, slightly blunt pencils or pens for the rest of your life?

You must always finish one beverage completely before starting another for the rest of your life?

You can never use an elevator or escalator again, only stairs?

You can only use public restrooms, never a private one at home or a friend's house?

You can never use auto-correct or auto-fill on any device again?

You must always wear your socks inside out?

All your household light switches will randomly reverse their on/off function daily?

You can only eat with plastic cutlery for the rest of your life?

Every plane, train, or bus journey you take will have a baby crying loudly nearby?

Your phone will always autocorrect 'yes' to 'yessiree' and 'no' to 'nope-a-doodle' in every message?

Every public toilet you use will have an overly enthusiastic air freshener spray immediately after you flush?

You must always take the stairs, even when an elevator or escalator is available?

Your headphones only play elevator music whenever you use them?

Your phone screen is permanently cracked and cannot be repaired?

Every time you hear a phone ring, you must loudly shout "Ring-a-ding-ding!"?