Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 17

You can only ever sleep on a bed made of uncooked rice for the rest of your life?

You constantly feel a mild tickle sensation on the bottom of your feet, all day, every day?

Whenever you are indoors, you must hop everywhere on one foot?

Every time you try to whisper, your voice comes out as an uncontrollable, loud operatic aria?

Every phone conversation you have is automatically broadcast to a public, anonymous podcast?

Every meal you eat for the rest of your life must be consumed using only chopsticks, regardless of the food type?

You must always have a tiny, harmless, non-removable bell on your wrist that jingles softly with every movement?

Your home is constantly filled with the sound of a very loud, off-key accordion playing?

You must hum loudly whenever you are waiting in line?

Every time you sit down, you must audibly sigh first?

Your phone case must always be bright neon green?

All your personal electronic devices must be charged to exactly 69% before use?

You must always use the stairs, never an elevator or escalator?

Every time you tell a joke, you must follow it with a loud, fake laugh?

Your internet speed is always extremely slow, like dial-up?

You can only use cold water for showering and washing your hands?

Your phone can never charge beyond 30%?

You can only communicate using rhyming sentences for one day a week?

Your internet speed is capped at dial-up speed (56kbps) for the rest of your life?

Every time you finish a drink, you have to loudly exclaim, 'Ah, refreshing!'?