Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 16

Every time you say 'hello' to someone new, you must first loudly clear your throat?

Your car horn (or bicycle bell) must play a short segment of 'Baby Shark' for one month?

You can never use the 'snooze' button on your alarm again for six months?

Your phone battery will only ever charge to 70% for one year?

You can only eat main meals using a tiny spoon for one month?

You must hum a random jingle every time you open the fridge for one month?

All your alarm clocks play a different, really cheesy 80s pop song every morning for one year?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes "the" to "th3" for one year?

All your drinks must be lukewarm for one month?

You can only send and receive text messages in emoji form?

Every time you hear your phone ring, you must answer it on speakerphone, regardless of where you are?

You can only live in a house that constantly smells faintly of rotten eggs?

Every time you speak, a tiny, high-pitched musical jingle plays immediately after your last word?

Every time you hear a phone ring, you must immediately drop whatever you're holding?

Every time you enter a room, a small, personalized theme song plays loudly for 10 seconds?

You must sleep every night on a mattress made entirely of deflated balloons?

Every sentence you speak must include at least one word from a random dictionary page for the rest of your life?

You can only browse the internet using a dial-up modem connection for the rest of your life?

Every time you try to relax (sit down, lie down, close eyes), a random, harmless but annoying alarm goes off nearby for 10 minutes?

You can never sleep in complete silence; there must always be a loud, repetitive 'quacking' sound playing in your room?