Would You Take the Deal for $10,000? – page 7

For one month, every time you leave a room, you must dramatically wink at the last person you made eye contact with?

For the next six months, you can only eat cold meals. No hot food whatsoever?

Every time you answer your phone, you must say 'Ahoy, matey!' for one year?

For one month, you can only use public restrooms that have a silly animal sound playing on a loop?

You must hum the 'Jeopardy!' theme song silently to yourself every time you're waiting in a line for one year?

For the next year, you can only use pens that dispense glitter ink?

Every time you receive a compliment, you must respond with 'I know, right?' for six months?

For one year, your internet browser's home page must be a fan page for a celebrity you strongly dislike?

You must wear a silly party hat to every social gathering you attend for the next three months?

Every time you leave a voicemail, you must start with a tiny bird chirp sound for six months?

Your alarm clock must play a different cheesy 80s pop song every morning for one year?

For one month, every time you open a door, you must say 'Welcome to my humble abode!'?

For six months, every time you open a door, you must quietly sing a random single note?

For one year, at any party or social gathering, you must introduce yourself by saying "Greetings, fellow Earthling!"?

For one year, you cannot use any pillow or cushion when sitting on a couch or chair at home?

Every time you use an elevator or escalator, you must dramatically bow before stepping off?

For six months, you must wear a silly party hat (like a cone hat) for the first hour of every weekend morning?

For three months, your phone screen must always be set to the lowest brightness level?

For one year, your automatic response to "How are you?" must be "Peachy keen, jelly bean!"?

For six months, you can only eat your main meal of the day (lunch or dinner) using a spork?