Funny – $1 Million – page 3

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must do a dramatic, slow-motion wave until they are out of sight?

A tiny, harmless kazoo fanfare plays softly every time you enter a room?

Every time you see a dog, you must bark three times loudly?

Every time you exit a room, you must dramatically bow and say 'Exit, stage left!'?

Every time you introduce yourself, you must do so in a short rhyming poem?

You must carry a small, decorative garden gnome with you everywhere you go?

You must dramatically mic drop at the end of every conversation, regardless of context?

All your clothes are permanently stuck inside out?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must perform a short, silly dance?

You automatically burst into song, Broadway musical style, whenever you feel stressed?

Every time you open a door, a cartoon 'boing' sound plays loudly?

You can never express anger or frustration verbally, only through interpretive dance?

You are legally required to own and frequently play a kazoo wherever you go?

Every time you sit down, you must stand up and sit down again exactly three times before you can settle?

All your personal belongings (clothes, books, etc.) emit a very faint, pleasant hum?

Every time you take a photo, it automatically applies a ridiculous, unchangeable filter to your face?

Whenever you introduce yourself, you must also recite a short, obscure poem?

Every time you enter a room, a spotlight follows you for 30 seconds and a faint tuba sound plays?

You must only speak in rhymes for the rest of your life?

You must dance for 10 seconds whenever you hear your favorite song in public?