Funny – $1 Million – page 5

All text messages you send automatically have a random emoji added to the end?

You must wear a different silly hat every day for the rest of your life?

Every time you laugh, it comes out as a loud, exaggerated honking sound?

Every morning you wake up with a different, temporary facial tattoo?

Every time you sit down, a small, embarrassing fart noise plays loudly?

Every time you laugh, it's an extremely loud, high-pitched squeal?

You must only communicate using rhyming sentences?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must skip through it?

Every time you laugh, a small puff of glitter shoots out of your mouth?

Once a day, at a random moment, you must perform a 30-second interpretive dance wherever you are?

Every time you laugh aloud, a loud, distinct cartoon 'boing' sound emanates from you?

You can only communicate using rhyming sentences?

Every time you brush your teeth, you must sing loudly and off-key?

Every time you laugh, you snort loudly and uncontrollably?

Every time someone calls your name, you must immediately perform a 30-second interpretive dance?

For the first hour after waking up each day, you must loudly narrate your thoughts?

Every time you genuinely laugh, you also make a loud pig snort?

You must always sing your order aloud at every restaurant, cafe, or drive-thru?

Every time you laugh, you snort like a pig for the rest of your life?

You must always high-five everyone you meet for the first time?