YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must immediately perform a 10-second silly dance whenever you hear any music?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you take a bite of food, a loud, artificial chewing sound effect plays for everyone to hear?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every conversation you have must end with a bad dad joke?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you laugh, you snort loudly?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must laugh loudly for 5 seconds after every sentence you speak?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.