Funny – $1 Million – page 4

Every time you enter a room, you must do a small, dramatic entrance (e.g., a twirl or a bow)?

Every time you answer your phone, you must impersonate a different celebrity for the first 30 seconds?

Every time you sneeze, you loudly shout a random animal noise?

Every time you enter a room with three or more people, you must do a short, silly dance?

You must carry a small, rubber chicken with you everywhere you go?

Your voice randomly squeaks like a mouse at least once in every conversation?

You spontaneously break into a short, silly dance whenever you greet someone new?

Every time you genuinely laugh, it's immediately followed by a loud, unmistakable pig-like snort?

You must refer to yourself in the third person for the rest of your life?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must perform a small, pre-approved silly dance?

Every time you enter a new building, you must do a cartwheel?

You must loudly narrate your current actions whenever you are alone in a room?

You must always wear mismatched socks?

Every time you laugh, it sounds like a honking goose?

You must end every conversation with a dramatic, visible mic drop gesture?

Every time you try to open a door (any door), it takes exactly three attempts before it actually opens?

Every time you laugh, it sounds exactly like a honking goose?

You must carry a small, harmless rubber chicken with you everywhere you go?

Every time you tell a joke, you must end it with a loud, fake drumroll sound effect?

All text messages you send automatically have a random emoji added to the end?