Funny – $1 Million – page 2

You must always wear a mismatched sock on each foot?

Before every meal, you must deliver a short, heartfelt thank-you speech to your food, aloud?

You must wear a different brightly colored, silly hat every time you leave your house?

One day every week you can only communicate through interpretive dance?

Every conversation you have must include at least one sentence about your favorite type of cloud?

Every time you open a door, it must make a loud, dramatic creaking sound?

You must always speak in rhymes for the rest of your life?

You must wear a silly, oversized hat every day in public?

Every time you laugh, you must snort loudly?

Every time you sneeze, you must dramatically shout 'Bless me!' at the top of your lungs?

Whenever you walk into a room, a tiny, harmless spotlight follows you?

Every time you laugh, you snort loudly like a pig?

Every time you speak, your voice randomly changes to a funny cartoon character's voice for a sentence?

Every morning your hair is styled in a completely random, often ridiculous way that you cannot change?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must loudly say 'Boop!'?

Every email you send is automatically signed off with a random, slightly embarrassing emoji?

Every time you sneeze, it sounds exactly like a loud foghorn?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must perform a 5-second silly dance?

Every time you speak, you must always start with a random animal sound?

Every time you walk past a mirror or reflective surface, you must loudly compliment yourself?