Daily Life – Would You Take the Deal? – page 5

Your coffee order must always include a ridiculously elaborate name you invent on the spot?

For the next two weeks, whenever you try to open a door, you must first gently knock three times?

Your home refrigerator must play a random barn animal sound effect every time you open it?

Every time you pay with cash or card, you must thank the machine/reader enthusiastically?

At your next three work meetings, you must bring and use a comically oversized pen?

Your phone ringtone must be a recording of a baby crying for the next six months?

For the next three months, you must wear socks with sandals in public?

Whenever you push a shopping cart, you must make small 'vroom vroom' engine noises as you go?

Whenever you open any door, you must immediately say 'Ta-da!' in a slightly over-enthusiastic voice?

Your refrigerator plays a random 5-second commercial jingle every time you open it?

For one week, your work phone ringtone must be a loud, exaggerated rooster crow?

You must wear a cape (any kind, small or large) over your clothes whenever you go grocery shopping?

When you pay for anything with cash, you must always count out the exact change very slowly, even if it holds up a small line?

At work or school, every time you open a door, you must make a 'whoosh' sound effect?

For one month, every time you exit an elevator or escalator, you must dramatically strike a superhero pose?

For the next month, whenever you order coffee, you must specify that you want it "extra extra frothy, like a cloud hug."?

Whenever you buy groceries, you must pretend to compare two identical items very intensely before choosing one?

Your phone's default ringtone becomes a quacking duck for three months?

Every time you walk into your home, you must dramatically announce, 'I'm home, my adoring public!'?

Every time you pay for something in public, you must loudly announce the item and its price?