Daily Life – Would You Take the Deal?

You must always wear sunglasses, even indoors or at night?

You are offered $1 million, but you can never whisper again?

You are offered $1 million, but you can never again use stairs, escalators, or elevators; you must always find a ramp or be carried?

You can never use a remote control again?

For the next three weeks, every time you see a mirror, you must loudly compliment your reflection's outfit?

For the next month, every time you shake someone's hand, you must also gently pat their elbow?

For the next two months, you must carry a bright pink feather boa with you everywhere you go?

Your phone's keyboard makes a tiny 'boing' sound with every keypress?

For one month, your phone's alarm sound can only be a dramatic opera singer hitting a high note?

For the next three months, every time you open your refrigerator, you must declare, 'The treasure awaits!'?

For one week, every outfit you wear must include at least one item of clothing that is inside-out?

Your phone's default notification sound becomes a tiny quack every time you get a text?

For one week, every time you greet someone new, you must perform a subtle, overly polite half-bow or curtsy?

Every time you finish a meal at a restaurant, you must give a quiet, approving nod to the nearest stranger?

Every time you leave a public building, you must loudly exclaim, 'Onward to adventure!'?

For one month, your phone's autocorrect changes the word 'the' to 'the glorious'?

Whenever you pay for something with cash or card, you must gently 'boop' the transaction machine with your nose?

At every coffee shop, you must loudly ask for 'the sparkle unicorn latte with extra rainbow sprinkles' before ordering anything else?

For one month, any shirt you wear must be inside out?

Every time you order at a drive-thru, you have to add, "and make it snappy!" at the end?