Daily Life – Would You Take the Deal? – page 3

Your phone wallpaper must be a stock photo of a happy family holding hands at the beach for one month?

When entering any public store for the next month, you must dramatically scan the ceiling as if searching for a hidden camera?

Your default walking style includes a subtle, involuntary hop every fourth step?

Whenever you are waiting in any public line, you must balance on one foot until it's your turn?

For one month, your phone's lock screen and home screen wallpaper must be a randomly chosen picture of a vegetable?

All your shoes must be worn on the wrong feet for one week?

All your coffee orders must include "extra foam... for my imaginary mustache."?

For one month, all your socks must have cartoon animals on them?

Every time you say "thank you" to a cashier or barista, you must also give them a subtle, slow wink?

Every time you exit a public restroom, you must make a small, celebratory fist pump?

Your phone's default notification sound is a tiny, high-pitched 'woohoo!' that you cannot change?

When you finish any conversation, you must say 'Tootle-oo!' instead of goodbye for two weeks?

Every time you order coffee, you must ask for it 'extra frothy' no matter what it is?

Your internet browser will occasionally auto-translate common words on websites into a random foreign language for a few seconds?

All your phone notifications permanently play a loud, comical duck quack sound?

Whenever you pay for anything with a card, you have to make a loud, dramatic 'SWISH' sound as you tap or insert it?

Whenever you open a microwave, you must clap twice and declare, "Dinner is served!"?

All your beverages must be consumed through a tiny, bendy straw, regardless of the drink or setting?

Your email signature for all personal emails must include a random, positive emoji?

Whenever you walk through a doorway, you must briefly pause and dramatically point at the doorframe?