Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 9

For one year, you cannot use any pillow or cushion when sitting on a couch or chair at home?

For three months, your phone screen must always be set to the lowest brightness level?

For six months, you can only eat your main meal of the day (lunch or dinner) using a spork?

For one year, you can only listen to music through one earbud?

For six months, every hot drink you consume must be served lukewarm, never piping hot?

For one year, you must sleep with at least one leg completely outside of your covers, regardless of the temperature?

For one year, your phone battery will drain twice as fast as normal?

You cannot use any condiments (ketchup, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, etc.) on your food for six months?

You must hum a made-up commercial jingle every time you open your fridge for one month?

For one year, every time you buy something, you must pay with exact change?

For three months, you can only eat sandwiches if they are cut into four equal squares?

For six months, every single light bulb in your home will flicker once per hour?

For one year, your phone's autocorrect always changes "oops" to "oopsy-daisy"?

For one year, you can only wear solid-colored clothes, no patterns?

For one year, your phone's default alarm sound must be a rooster crowing?

For three months, you can only drink water at room temperature?

For one year you can only listen to music through one earbud at a time?

Your phone autocorrects "lol" to "laughing out loud" every time you type it for one year?

You can never have whipped cream on anything for one year?

You must enthusiastically say "yippee!" after every minor achievement for one month?