Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 11

For three months, you can only use a fork to eat all your meals, even soup?

Your phone's auto-correct will change "LOL" to "Loudly Observing Laughter" for one year?

Every time you sit down, you must adjust your seat exactly three times before getting comfortable?

For six months, you can only drink water out of a comically large, oversized mug?

For one month, every time you end a phone call, you must loudly say "Over and out!"?

Your default coffee or tea order must be decaf for one year?

You can only eat snacks that are a single, specific color of your choice for three months?

For one month, your phone's auto-correct will always change the word 'and' to 'ant'?

You must hum a random jingle every time you wash your hands for six months?

All your social media posts must include a random, unrelated emoji (e.g., 🐢 or 🌵) for one year?

For six months, your headphones can only play music at 75% volume?

For one year, you can never be the first person to suggest an activity when with friends on the weekend?

For six months, you can only drink water at room temperature?

For one month, you must sing everything you say when you're in your own home?

Your phone autocorrects "lol" to "laughing out loud with great enthusiasm" for one year?

Your internet browser's default homepage must be a random, obscure website for one year?

Every weekend for one year, you can only listen to elevator music?

For one month, you can only sit on stools or hard chairs, no sofas or armchairs?

For one month, every time you open a door, you must loudly announce 'Opening sequence initiated!'?

You can only eat your favorite dessert using a fork for one year?