Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 13

Your phone battery will always be at 10% when you wake up, regardless of charging?

You can never use the 'snooze' button on any alarm again?

You can only eat food using a tiny dessert spoon for one week?

Your phone's auto-correct will always change "lol" to "laugh out loud (audibly)"?

Your personal alarm clock (phone or physical) must play a loud chicken clucking sound for one year?

For one month, every drink you have (except water) must be mixed with a pinch of salt?

For one year, you must wear a small bell on your shoe that jingles every time you walk?

For one year, you can never use the last square of toilet paper from any roll?

Your phone's keyboard makes a squeaky toy sound every time you type a letter for one year?

For one month, you can only eat hot meals with chopsticks, even if they're soup?

You can only use cold water for showers and baths for six months?

Every morning for one year, your alarm clock plays a different opera song at full volume?

Every time you agree with someone, you must loudly say "Bingo!" for three months?

Your phone battery will always show exactly 15% charge, even if it's full or almost dead, for six months?

You can only use a fork, never a spoon or knife, for one month?

Your phone ringtone plays a random farm animal sound for one year?

You can only use a scratchy, old blanket for all your sleeping needs for one year?

Your phone's battery will only ever charge to 70% for six months?

You can only drink beverages using a novelty straw (e.g., curly, silly shape) for one year?

You can never use the 'snooze' button on your alarm again for one year?