Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 8

For one year, your phone's auto-correct feature will always change "the" to "dat."?

For one month, you can only eat all desserts with a fork, even if a spoon would be more appropriate?

For three months, your morning alarm must be a different, annoying children's song every day?

For one year, you must eat all desserts, including ice cream and soup, with a fork?

For six months, you can only write with a dull pencil, no pens or sharp pencils?

For one month, every time you sit down, you must exclaim 'Ah, sweet relief!'?

For one year, you can only drink beverages at room temperature?

Every message you send on your phone automatically adds a random emoji at the end for one month?

Every time you say 'hello,' you must add 'there, sunshine!' for one month?

For one year, every hot beverage you drink must have a pinch of cinnamon, regardless of the drink?

For three months, your smartphone battery can never charge above 75%?

For six months, your alarm clock must be a recording of a rooster crowing at full volume?

Your phone's auto-correct always changes 'no' to 'absolutely not!' for one year?

Every time you open a door, you must make a 'ding-dong' sound for one month?

For the next three months, every time you sit down, you must adjust your seat three separate times before settling in?

Every time you open a door, it must make a loud, cartoonish 'sproing!' sound for six months?

For the next year, you can only use pens that dispense glitter ink?

For one year, your internet browser's home page must be a fan page for a celebrity you strongly dislike?

Your alarm clock must play a different cheesy 80s pop song every morning for one year?

For six months, every time you open a door, you must quietly sing a random single note?