Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 6

For one year, every time you get a text message, your phone must play a loud, short trumpet fanfare?

For one month, every time you stand up, you must let out a tiny, harmless "boing!" sound?

For one month, all your digital clocks display the time exactly 5 minutes fast?

You can only shower with lukewarm water for one year?

For one year, your phone can only vibrate, never ring audibly?

For six months, every time you end a phone call, you must say 'beep boop, call complete.'?

For one year, you can never have ice in your drinks?

For one month, you can only eat food using tiny doll-sized utensils?

For one year, your phone's notification sound for new messages must be a loud 'boing' sound?

For six months, all your beverages must be room temperature, no hot or cold drinks?

For one year, your morning alarm must be a loud rubber chicken squeak?

For one month, every snack you eat must be dipped in a spoonful of mustard?

For one year, your phone's auto-correct will always change 'the' to 'tha'?

Every time you exit a room, you must give a small, polite wave for six months?

For one month, every time you open a door, you must use your non-dominant hand?

For six months, you can only use one small, flat pillow (no exceptions)?

For one year, every time you step outside, your phone automatically plays a short clip of a cheesy 80s pop song?

For one year, you can never put ice in your drinks?

Your phone autocorrects 'lol' to 'chuckle heartily' for one year?

For one year, every time you agree with someone, you must say 'Indubitably!' instead of 'yes'?