Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 5

Whenever you're waiting in a public line, you must loudly hum a random nursery rhyme until it's your turn?

When you pay for anything with cash, you must always count out the exact change very slowly, even if it holds up a small line?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask for an extra side of ketchup, regardless of what you ordered?

For one month, every time you open a snack bag, you must loudly sing a short, improvised jingle about the snack?

For three months, your phone's default ringtone must be a highly enthusiastic kazoo solo?

For one month, every time you hear a doorbell, you must shout 'The cavalry has arrived!'?

Your phone's default ringtone becomes a quacking duck for three months?

Every time you walk into your home, you must dramatically announce, 'I'm home, my adoring public!'?

Your phone autocorrects every instance of 'lol' to 'laughing out loud hysterically like a maniac' for three months?

Every time your phone rings, you must answer it with a silly animal sound?

For the next month, your phone's autocorrect always changes the word 'yes' to 'yessir, captain!' in texts and messages?

For one month, every text message you send automatically adds a random, unrelated emoji to the end?

For one month, every time you end a phone call, you must say, "Over and out!"?

For one month, all your drinking glasses must have a small, harmless leak?

For one year, every photo you take with your phone automatically adds a tiny, blurry pigeon in the corner?

For six months, you can only eat hot food after it has completely cooled down?

For one month, your hair must always be slightly damp, no matter how much you try to dry it?

For six months, all your outgoing emails must end with a random, positive emoji chosen by a stranger?

For three months, you can only drink beverages that are lukewarm, never hot or cold?

For six months, you can only eat soup with a fork?