Would You Take the Deal for $10,000? – page 15

Every time you do laundry for the next year, you must sing a short, made-up song about socks?

For one year, all your pens and pencils will only write in glitter ink?

Every time you open a door for the next month, you must loudly announce "Door's open!"?

At every party you attend for the next year, you must introduce yourself using a dramatic, fake accent?

You must wear a silly, oversized visor to all weekend outings for six months?

For the next three months, you must dramatically wink after every compliment you give?

Your phone's autocorrect will change the word 'okay' to 'okey-dokey' for one year?

For one year, every beverage you drink in public must be from a brightly colored sippy cup?

For the next six months, you can only use cold water for your morning shower?

Every time you sneeze in public for the next year, you must loudly shout "Gesundheit!"?

You can only wear clothes that are two sizes too big every Saturday for one year?

You must eat your main meal of the day (lunch or dinner) with a fork and spoon at the same time for one year?

Your phone battery will always be at 10% when you wake up, regardless of charging?

Every time you see a dog, you must loudly bark twice?

Every time someone asks "How are you?", you must reply with "Peachy keen!" for six months?

You can never use the 'snooze' button on any alarm again?

You must wear a silly party hat (like a cone hat) for 30 minutes every morning for one year?

You can only eat food using a tiny dessert spoon for one week?

Your phone's auto-correct will always change "lol" to "laugh out loud (audibly)"?

Every time you leave a room, you must loudly announce "Exit stage left!" for one month?