Embarrassing – $1,000 – page 2
Every social media post you make for the next month must end with #LivingMyBestNoodleLife?
At every party or social gathering, you must wear a name tag that reads 'Hi, I'm [Your Name], and I collect lint.'?
At every restaurant visit, your drink order must be delivered to you in a child's sippy cup?
Your group chat nickname for all your friends must be 'The Snack Commander'?
Every time you board public transport, you must loudly announce 'All aboard the fun train!'?
Your primary social media profile picture must be a photoshopped image of you riding a majestic goose for one month?
At every grocery store checkout, you must loudly ask the cashier, 'Are these potatoes locally sourced by gnomes?'?
Your default weekend outfit must be a full, brightly colored pajama set when outside your home?
For the next three weeks, all your shirts must be worn inside out when you leave the house?
Whenever a baby cries within earshot in public, you must immediately exclaim, "Oh, such a precious wittle cutie-patootie!"?
At your next three social gatherings, you must introduce yourself by attempting a magic trick that always fails?
Your primary group chat nickname becomes "The Fluffy Unicorn of Fun" for all your friends to see?
At every meal you eat in public, you must first take a photo of your food and loudly exclaim, "Bon appétit to ME!"?
Every time you are introduced to someone new, you must dramatically wink at them?
Your main social media bio must include the phrase "Future astronaut (probably)" for three months?
For one week, your primary social media bio must say, 'Proud owner of 7 garden gnomes.'?
Your phone's ringtone in public becomes a loud duck quack at max volume?
Whenever you enter a coffee shop, you must dramatically pretend to trip over your own feet (without actually falling)?
For the next six months, one article of your clothing must always have its tag visibly sticking out?
Your main social media profile picture must be a selfie with a silly filter for the next month?