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For one week, your outgoing voicemail message must be you dramatically singing a nursery rhyme?
When you leave a friend's house, you must always dramatically pause at the doorway and strike a superhero pose before exiting?
Your default reaction to hearing good news must be an enthusiastic but slightly off-key yodel?
For your next five social outings, you must wear a fanny pack around your neck instead of your waist?
For the next three times you ride an escalator, you must loudly sing a children's lullaby until you reach the top?
At your next five social gatherings, you must wear a name tag that says 'Hello, my name is [your name] and I love pigeons!'?
Your primary social media profile picture must be an unflattering selfie from when you were 12, for one month?
For the next three months, you must wear socks with sandals in public?
All your social media captions for photos must end with 'Nailed it!' even if the photo clearly isn't perfect?
At every restaurant you visit for the next six weeks, you must only order water and ask for a silly straw?
Your main social media profile picture must be a clearly visible photo of a rubber chicken for the next three months?
At every party or social gathering, you must perform a 5-second interpretive dance about your day before speaking to anyone?
You must wear a cape (any kind, small or large) over your clothes whenever you go grocery shopping?
Whenever you're waiting in a public line, you must loudly hum a random nursery rhyme until it's your turn?
For two weeks, any socks you wear must be bright pink with tiny unicorns on them?
For one month, any hat you wear must have a tiny, perpetually spinning propeller on top?
Your next 5 social media posts must include a selfie with a comically oversized prop (e.g., giant toothbrush, fake mustache)?
For two weeks, all your socks must feature a cartoon character, even if you're dressed formally?
Every time you pay for something in public, you must loudly announce the item and its price?
For one weekend, every time you enter a public store, you must skip through the entrance?
