Daily Life – $10 Million – page 4

You can never eat a meal at home again; all your food must be consumed in public restaurants?

You can never use toilet paper again?

You can never experience true silence again; there's always a faint, gentle static noise in your ears?

You must always wear your clothes inside out?

Every time you pass through a doorway, you must hop on one foot?

All screens you own or use (phone, computer, TV) are permanently tinted a vibrant, distracting neon green?

You must narrate every mundane action you perform out loud for anyone within earshot?

You can only communicate through interpretive dance whenever you are in a public space with other people?

Every time you speak, a tiny, harmless bubble floats out of your mouth?

Your phone's screen is permanently mirrored, and you must use it with your non-dominant hand?

Every time you open a door, you must loudly announce, 'Surprise!' as if entering a party?

Every time you sit down, you must do a quick, exaggerated squat before you fully settle into the chair?

You can never remember birthdays, anniversaries, or any special dates of loved ones again?

Every time you open a door, you must first perform a small, exaggerated bow?

You can never use Wi-Fi again; all internet access must be via wired connection or cellular data?

Every time you pay for something in public, you must count out the exact change, no matter how long it takes?

Every room you enter must have a constant, faint, high-pitched ringing sound?

Every time you answer a question, you must first loudly clear your throat for 5 seconds?

You can never use any form of wheeled transportation (bikes, scooters, grocery carts, wheelchairs, etc.) again?

You must always carry a live, unharmed chicken with you wherever you go for the rest of your life?