Daily Life – $10 Million – page 5

You can only fall asleep while someone is telling you a bedtime story for the rest of your life?

You must always wear gloves, even indoors, and never touch anything with your bare hands again?

Every time you try to read, all the words on the page randomly rearrange themselves for a few seconds?

You can never use search engines again?

Every time you open a door, it lets out a loud, comical 'boing' sound?

You can never use a screen (phone, TV, computer) with a diagonal size larger than 5 inches?

You can never ride in any form of elevator or escalator again?

You must always wear shoes on the wrong feet?

You can only sleep on a rock-hard surface, never a mattress or soft cushion?

Every time you open any door, a small, harmless puff of glitter explodes from the handle?

You can never sleep in a room darker than twilight for the rest of your life?

You can never have a door in your home again (all doorways are open arches)?

You can only use your dominant hand for five minutes each day?

You can never ride in an elevator or escalator again?

Every time you exit a building, you must dramatically bow to the building?

You must always start every conversation by singing the first sentence?

Every time you open a door, it makes a dramatic, creaking sound like in a horror movie?

You must always wear shoes that are one size too small?

Every time you hear your name, you must immediately drop whatever you're doing and do a silly dance?

Every single meal you eat for the rest of your life must be eaten with chopsticks, regardless of the food?