Technology – Would You Take the Deal? – page 7

Your phone case must be a bright, neon green for one year?

Your computer mouse occasionally moves erratically on its own for one year?

Your phone plays a short kazoo sound every time you unlock it for one year?

Your main social media profile picture must be a photo of a random animal for one year?

Your phone autocorrects "LOL" to "LMAO" every time for one year?

For one year, your phone's auto-correct will always change the word 'the' to 'dat'?

Your phone battery will only ever charge to 70% for one year?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes "the" to "th3" for one year?

You can never have a private Wi-Fi connection in your home or on your person again?

You can only send and receive text messages in emoji form?

Every time you hear your phone ring, you must answer it on speakerphone, regardless of where you are?

All your online searches (past, present, and future) are publicly visible on a searchable website?

Every photo you take is automatically posted to a public social media account you cannot control?

You must wear a helmet with a continuously streaming camera that broadcasts your perspective live to a public website 24/7?

Every personal message (text, email, DM) you send is automatically posted to a public social media feed visible to everyone you know?

You can only communicate using handwritten letters, which must be personally delivered or mailed (no digital communication ever)?

Every conversation you have, in person or digital, is publicly transcribed and archived online (anonymously linked to you) for the rest of your life?

You can only browse the internet using a dial-up modem connection for the rest of your life?

Every purchase you make, big or small, is automatically announced on a public social media feed you cannot control?

You can only access computers and the internet through public libraries?