Technology – Would You Take the Deal? – page 6

For three months, your phone's autocorrect changes the word 'no' to 'absolutely not!' every time?

For six months, your phone screen is permanently cracked in one corner, though still fully functional?

For one month, every time you send a text, you must end it with a random animal emoji?

Your phone's notification sound must be a goat bleat for one year?

Your phone's autocorrect will change the word 'okay' to 'okey-dokey' for one year?

Your phone battery will always be at 10% when you wake up, regardless of charging?

Your phone's auto-correct will always change "lol" to "laugh out loud (audibly)"?

Your phone's keyboard makes a squeaky toy sound every time you type a letter for one year?

Your most frequently used emoji becomes a clown face for one year across all your devices?

Your phone battery will always show exactly 15% charge, even if it's full or almost dead, for six months?

Your phone ringtone plays a random farm animal sound for one year?

Your phone's battery will only ever charge to 70% for six months?

Your social media profile picture must be an unflattering photo of you from childhood for one year?

For one year, your phone's auto-correct always changes "the" to "thuh."?

Your phone's auto-lock feature only works after 10 minutes for six months?

For one year, you must end every phone call with "Mission accomplished!"?

Your phone's autocorrect will always change "the" to "thuh" for one year?

Every time you take a selfie, your phone automatically adds a cartoon mustache for one year?

Your ringtone must be a baby laughing sound for six months?

Every time you open your fridge, it plays a 3-second 'boing' sound for one year?