Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 33

Every time you speak, you must use a dramatic, theatrical voice?

You must wear a different full-body animal costume in public every day?

Every time you address a stranger in person, you must first do an exaggerated 3-second bow?

Every time you answer a question, you must perform a 5-second silly dance?

Every time you speak, your voice randomly shifts to a different cartoon character's voice?

You must always introduce yourself to new people using a theatrical, made-up name?

Every time you pass through a doorway, you must hop on one foot?

All your meals must be eaten using only tiny, doll-sized cutlery?

Every time you greet someone new, you must give them an uncomfortably long, dramatic hug?

Every time you speak, a tiny, harmless bubble floats out of your mouth?

Every time you enter a room where there are other people, you must dramatically announce your presence by yelling, "I'M HERE!"?

Every time you are about to eat, you must tell a genuinely terrible dad joke out loud?

You must always wear oven mitts on your hands when in public?

You can only use a unicycle for all personal transportation outside your home?

Every time you open a door, you must loudly announce, 'Surprise!' as if entering a party?

Every time you speak, you must add 'Moo' to the end of every third sentence?

Every time you open a door, you must first perform a small, exaggerated bow?

Every time you take a photo, you must make the silliest face possible?

Every time you laugh, you uncontrollably make a loud, distinct chicken clucking sound?

You must always wear brightly colored mismatched socks, even with formal wear, for the rest of your life?