Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 32

Every time you try to whisper, you loudly shout instead?

Every time you laugh, you must do a full 360-degree spin?

You can only communicate with your closest family and friends through dramatic, over-the-top opera singing?

Before every meal, you must perform a 60-second interpretive dance about hunger?

You can only travel by unicycle for any journey longer than a mile for the rest of your life?

Every time you are in a public place, you must loudly narrate your actions as if you are a sports commentator?

Every time you take a shower, you must sing loudly and off-key for the entire duration?

Any compliment you receive must be immediately followed by you saying, "I know, right?" with a perfectly straight face?

Every time you laugh, you must immediately follow it with a loud, theatrical "Mwahaha!" evil laugh?

You must always skip, rather than walk, when in public?

Every time you sit down, a loud air horn sound effect plays?

Every time you answer the phone, you must preface it with a 10-second dramatic monologue?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must first do a quick, silly dance?

Every time you exit a public restroom, a loud, recorded applause track plays for 10 seconds?

You must respond to every question asked of you with a song lyric?

Every compliment you give to someone must be immediately followed by a silly, exaggerated wink and kissy face?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must loudly announce the name of a different fruit?

Every time you look in a mirror, your reflection makes a different silly face at you?

You must refer to everyone you meet as 'Captain' regardless of their actual title?

Every time you enter a building, a tiny, harmless confetti cannon explodes above your head?