Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 30

You must wear a brightly colored, silly hat every time you leave your home?

You must wear oven mitts whenever you're cooking or baking anything?

Every time you meet someone new, you must attempt to high-five them, regardless of the situation?

All your text messages automatically convert any emojis you send into random animal emojis?

You must always wear a brightly colored fanny pack, even with formal attire?

Every time you get into a car, you must loudly sing the 'Wheels on the Bus' song until it starts moving?

You must always give a thumbs-up to strangers you make eye contact with?

You must always wear a slightly oversized hat that occasionally slips over your eyes?

You must sing a short, spontaneous jingle every time you enter a new store?

You can only drink water from a sippy cup?

Your toothbrush always tastes like a different, random vegetable?

Every time you pay for something with cash or card, you must dramatically declare the amount aloud?

You must give a thumbs-up to everyone you make eye contact with?

Every time you laugh, you snort loudly afterwards?

You are required to hum loudly whenever you are concentrating on a task?

Every conversation you have must start with a compliment about the other person's shoes?

You must always wear a bright yellow fanny pack when leaving your home?

Your phone autocorrects "lol" to "laughing out loud hysterically" every time?

Every time you enter a store, you must skip through the doors?

You must loudly narrate your current task whenever you are alone?