Daily Life – Would You Take the Deal? – page 15

Your computer mouse occasionally moves erratically on its own for one year?

You can only drink lukewarm beverages (no hot or cold) for one month?

You must wear your clothes inside out every Tuesday for six months?

All your drinks taste faintly of dill pickles for one month?

You must say "Oopsie-daisy!" every time you drop something for one year?

You can only use cold water for showers for one month?

You must give a thumbs-up to everyone you make eye contact with for one week?

You can only eat food with a tiny doll-sized fork for one month?

For three months, every time you brush your teeth, you must sing a different nursery rhyme out loud?

Every time you use stairs, you must go up or down the first three steps backward?

For one year, your phone's auto-correct will always change the word 'the' to 'dat'?

For one month, you can only drink water from a comically large, brightly colored sippy cup?

Your car horn (or bicycle bell) must play a short segment of 'Baby Shark' for one month?

You can never use the 'snooze' button on your alarm again for six months?

Your phone battery will only ever charge to 70% for one year?

You must hum a random jingle every time you open the fridge for one month?

You must do a small, silly dance whenever you pay for something in public for one month?

All your alarm clocks play a different, really cheesy 80s pop song every morning for one year?

You must wear a brightly colored, slightly too small hat on your head for every video call you join for one year?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes "the" to "th3" for one year?