Daily Life – Would You Take the Deal? – page 14

Your phone's battery will only ever charge to 70% for six months?

You can only drink beverages using a novelty straw (e.g., curly, silly shape) for one year?

All your clothes must be worn inside out for one week?

You can never use the 'snooze' button on your alarm again for one year?

For three months, you can only use a dull pencil for writing or drawing?

For one year, your phone's auto-correct always changes "the" to "thuh."?

Every time you open a door, you must say "Door's open!" loudly for one month?

For one month, you can only drink milk out of a tiny teacup?

Your phone's auto-lock feature only works after 10 minutes for six months?

For six months, your shower water pressure will always be very low?

For one month, every time you open a door, you must pretend to dramatically push it open with a flourish?

You must replace your main drinking glass with a comically oversized mug for three months?

Your personal alarm clock will only play a rooster crow sound for six months?

Your phone's autocorrect will always change "the" to "thuh" for one year?

Your favorite pair of shoes must always be worn with mismatched laces for one year?

You must take a photo of your feet every day before leaving your home for one month?

Every time you open your fridge, it plays a 3-second 'boing' sound for one year?

All your shoelaces must be tied in a double-knot, making them difficult to untie, for one year?

Your phone case must be a bright, neon green for one year?

Every time you use a public restroom, you must hum 'It's a Small World' loudly?