Awkward – Would You Take the Deal? – page 8

Your goodbye to friends must always include the phrase, 'Stay funky, fresh, and hydrated!'?

Every time you order coffee, you must ask for "a tall cup of bean juice."?

Your standard greeting to anyone new must be, "Greetings, Earthling!" for the next six months?

Your standard goodbye to friends and family must always include a dramatic air-kiss gesture?

At every restaurant visit, you must loudly ask the server if they have a "secret menu for elite diners."?

Every time someone says your name, you must dramatically declare, "My name is not to be spoken so lightly!"?

At your next party, you must initiate a conversation by asking everyone if they believe in aliens?

At your next three restaurant visits, you must sing 'Happy Birthday' to yourself before your food arrives?

For two weeks, at the end of every gym workout, you must declare 'Victory is mine!' loudly?

Your coffee order must always include a ridiculously elaborate name you invent on the spot?

For one week, every time you greet someone, you must do a tiny, exaggerated jazz hands gesture?

For your next five social gatherings, you must bring a single banana to offer to the host?

Your work email signature must be 'Sent from my secret lair of productivity!'?

When you order coffee, you must refer to the barista as 'Captain Caffeine'?

For your next three video calls, you must wear a brightly colored, oversized bow tie/hair bow?

At your next five restaurant meals, you must spontaneously switch plates with the person next to you for one bite?

At your next three social gatherings, you must insist on only communicating using interpretive dance for the first 15 minutes?

Your work email signature must include "Sent from my enchanted typewriter" for the next three months?

During your next five video calls, you must start and end each call with a dramatic bow and curtsy?

At your next ten restaurant visits, you must ask the server to guess your favorite color before you order?