Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 29

You will always hear a faint, high-pitched ringing sound that no one else can hear?

You must spend one hour every day organizing a random drawer in your house?

You must always wear sunglasses indoors, no matter the situation?

Your phone battery drains completely after just one hour of screen time each day?

You must always wear a mismatched sock on each foot?

You can never have a hot shower or bath again, only lukewarm water?

All music you listen to for the rest of your life must be instrumental elevator music?

All your clothes must always be made of a slightly itchy wool blend?

All your clothes, no matter how many times you wash them, will always smell faintly of wet dog?

Every time you open a door, it must make a loud, dramatic creaking sound?

Every time you laugh, you must snort loudly?

You must eat every meal with chopsticks, regardless of the food?

Every question you ask must be answered with a riddle?

Every time you speak, your voice randomly changes to a funny cartoon character's voice for a sentence?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must loudly say 'Boop!'?

All your clothes must always be made of a slightly scratchy and uncomfortable material?

Every time you sit down, you must hear a faint, high-pitched squeak for 5 seconds?

Every time you sneeze, it sounds exactly like a loud foghorn?

A harmless but persistent tickle in your nose, making you feel like you constantly need to sneeze?

A tiny, harmless kazoo fanfare plays softly every time you enter a room?