Annoying – Would You Take the Deal? – page 28

You can only listen to music if it's played by a live kazoo band following you around?

Every time you try to use a screen (phone, computer, TV), it loudly plays a random children's song for 10 seconds before turning on?

All public transportation you use must spontaneously play polka music at full volume when you board?

All your clothes must be made of a crinkly, noisy material for the rest of your life?

All your food must be eaten with chopsticks, regardless of what it is?

You can never use emojis in any digital communication again?

An annoying jingle plays every time you walk into a room?

You must always carry a small, empty watering can everywhere you go?

You can never use capital letters in anything you type or write?

You must always speak in a whisper when indoors?

All your personal electronic devices randomly make animal noises instead of their regular alerts?

You can only ever sit on hard, unpadded surfaces for the rest of your life?

You can only ever have one internet browser tab open at a time?

All sweet foods will taste slightly salty, and all savory foods will taste slightly sweet?

Every time you open a door, it lets out a loud, silly "boing" sound?

You can never have a truly private conversation again (someone else is always within earshot, even if they're not listening)?

Every conversation you have ends with an awkward silence lasting at least 10 seconds?

Every time you laugh, it's a ridiculous honking sound?

All your clothes, no matter what they are, will always feel slightly itchy?

Your phone and computer will randomly switch to a different language for one minute every hour?