Would You Take the Deal for $100,000? – page 6

Your phone's auto-correct always changes the word "you" to "y’all" in every message?

You must always walk backwards for the last ten steps before entering your home?

Every time you try to write, your pen dispenses glitter instead of ink for the first five words?

You spontaneously hum a random 90s cartoon theme song at least once an hour?

You must refer to everyone you meet for the first time as "Captain" or "Boss."?

You must perform a 5-second interpretive dance every time you successfully complete a chore?

You can never use a blanket or duvet when you sleep, regardless of temperature?

Every time you board public transportation, you must loudly announce your stop upon entry?

All your clothes feel perpetually slightly damp?

Your phone screen can only display in black and white for the rest of your life?

Every meal you eat must be served on a tiny teacup saucer?

You must answer every phone call by singing "Hello, it's me" in a dramatic voice?

You must always untie and retie your shoes after every 10 minutes of walking?

All your passwords must be exactly 5 characters long and contain only numbers?

You must always walk backward for the last 10 feet before entering your home?

You can never wear headphones or earbuds again?

You must always leave your house exactly five minutes later than you planned?

You can never eat dessert again?

Every time you meet someone new, you must tell them a 'fun fact' about squirrels?

You can never use a pillow when you sleep?