Would You Take the Deal for $100,000? – page 5

You can never use a pen or pencil again; all writing must be digital?

Every door you open (car, house, public) makes a loud 'boing' sound?

You must always walk backwards for the last 50 feet when arriving at your destination?

All your device notifications sound like a duck quacking?

You must respond to every compliment with a dramatic curtsy or bow?

You can never sit down when eating a meal?

You must sing a short, made-up jingle every morning when you wake up?

You must always wear a brightly colored, oversized bow in your hair?

You can only use your phone on speakerphone for calls?

You must end every conversation with 'Stay groovy!'?

You must wear headphones whenever you leave your house?

You can never wear socks with any shoes for the rest of your life?

You must arrive 15 minutes early for every appointment, meeting, or social gathering?

You can never use contractions (e.g., 'don't', 'can't', 'it's') when speaking or writing?

Every time you open a door, it makes a loud, comical "boing" sound that everyone can hear?

You must wake up exactly at 5:00 AM every single day, no exceptions?

You can only watch movies and TV shows that were released before 2000?

You must loudly compliment a stranger's shoes every time you enter a public building?

You must always take the stairs, even if there's an elevator or escalator available?

You must start every conversation with a terrible, groan-worthy pun?