Would You Take the Deal for $100,000? – page 17

Every time you introduce yourself, you must say your name backwards first?

Your smartphone battery can only hold a charge for 2 hours?

All music you listen to for the rest of your life sounds like elevator music?

All your showers must be cold?

Every time you leave your house, you must do a small, visible jump?

You can never use a microwave again?

You can only watch movies and TV shows that were released before the year 2000?

All your drinks must always be lukewarm; never hot, never cold?

You must wear a fanny pack every single day, no matter the outfit or occasion?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes the word 'the' to 'fluffy'?

Every time you pay for something with physical cash, you must count out the exact change loudly and slowly?

You can never use the snooze button on any alarm ever again?

You must always carry a brightly colored, open umbrella with you, even indoors and on sunny days?

Your internet speed is permanently capped at dial-up speed?

Every time you try to open a bottle or jar, it takes you an average of five minutes?

You can only listen to polka music for the rest of your life?

All your phone and computer notifications are replaced with a loud clown horn sound?

You must loudly announce your full name and what you're doing every time you enter a room?

You must take a cold shower (no hot water) for the first minute of every shower you take?

All your clothes must always be a size too big or a size too small?