Social – $1,000 – page 7

Whenever you finish a conversation, you must end it by saying, "Catch you on the flip side!" for the rest of the week?

Your email signature for one month must include "Sent from my smart toaster."?

At your next five restaurant meals, you must spontaneously switch plates with the person next to you for one bite?

At your next ten restaurant visits, you must ask the server to guess your favorite color before you order?

For the next three times you ride an escalator, you must loudly sing a children's lullaby until you reach the top?

At your next five social gatherings, you must wear a name tag that says 'Hello, my name is [your name] and I love pigeons!'?

Your primary social media profile picture must be an unflattering selfie from when you were 12, for one month?

Every time you unlock your phone in public, you must accidentally play a 5-second clip of a kitten meowing loudly?

All your social media captions for photos must end with 'Nailed it!' even if the photo clearly isn't perfect?

Your standard greeting for anyone you haven't seen that day becomes a dramatic whisper of 'The eagle has landed.'?

Every time you end a conversation, you must say, "Alright, I'm outie!"?

Every time you check out at a grocery store, you must ask the cashier if they've seen your pet unicorn?

Your main social media profile picture must be a clearly visible photo of a rubber chicken for the next three months?

Every time you exit a public restroom, you must loudly declare, "Mission accomplished!"?

Your automatic response to any compliment becomes dramatically fluttering your eyelashes for five seconds?

At every party or social gathering, you must perform a 5-second interpretive dance about your day before speaking to anyone?

Whenever you're waiting in a public line, you must loudly hum a random nursery rhyme until it's your turn?

Your signature goodbye move with friends becomes a dramatic, slow-motion high-five?

When you pay for anything with cash, you must always count out the exact change very slowly, even if it holds up a small line?

For one week, every time you meet someone new, you must introduce yourself by singing your name to the tune of "Happy Birthday."?