Funny – $1,000 – page 8

When you finish any conversation, you must say 'Tootle-oo!' instead of goodbye for two weeks?

For one week, you must wear a tiny, fake mustache sticker above your lip whenever you leave your house?

For the next month, whenever you meet someone new, you must introduce yourself by saying, 'It's a pleasure to meet you, finally!'?

You must wear a nametag that says 'Hi, My Name Is... Awesome' every time you leave your home?

Whenever you pay for anything with a card, you have to make a loud, dramatic 'SWISH' sound as you tap or insert it?

Whenever you open a microwave, you must clap twice and declare, "Dinner is served!"?

Your standard response to "How are you?" must always be, "Peachy keen, jelly bean!"?

Your favorite hat must always have a plastic fruit glued to the top?

All your beverages must be consumed through a tiny, bendy straw, regardless of the drink or setting?

Your phone's default notification sound becomes a tiny, harmless fart noise?

Your go-to greeting for new acquaintances must be an elaborate secret handshake you invented?

Every time you take a selfie, you must make a silly fish face?

You must always wear a brightly colored, oversized fanny pack in public?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the server if they offer a 'kids eat free' option, even if you're alone?

Your phone's ringtone is permanently the 'Baby Shark' song?

Your default greeting for strangers is now a formal curtsy or bow?

Whenever you walk through a doorway, you must briefly pause and dramatically point at the doorframe?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask the waiter if they have a 'secret menu' item for dragons?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must also add, 'Stay groovy!' with a thumbs-up?

At work, every email you send must include a different animal emoji in the subject line?