Funny – $1,000 – page 11

Your personal ringtone for all calls for one month must be the "Crazy Frog" song?

At your next three social gatherings, you must insist on only communicating using interpretive dance for the first 15 minutes?

Your work email signature must include "Sent from my enchanted typewriter" for the next three months?

During your next five video calls, you must start and end each call with a dramatic bow and curtsy?

At your next ten restaurant visits, you must ask the server to guess your favorite color before you order?

Your home refrigerator must play a random barn animal sound effect every time you open it?

Every time you pay with cash or card, you must thank the machine/reader enthusiastically?

At your next three work meetings, you must bring and use a comically oversized pen?

Every time you open a snack bag, you must announce, "Snack attack!" loudly?

For the next three months, you must wear socks with sandals in public?

Whenever you push a shopping cart, you must make small 'vroom vroom' engine noises as you go?

At your next five social gatherings with friends, you must insist on leading a group sing-along of a classic children's nursery rhyme?

All your social media captions for photos must end with 'Nailed it!' even if the photo clearly isn't perfect?

Whenever you open any door, you must immediately say 'Ta-da!' in a slightly over-enthusiastic voice?

Your standard greeting for anyone you haven't seen that day becomes a dramatic whisper of 'The eagle has landed.'?

For the next three weeks, every time you open the fridge, you must sing a short, spontaneous jingle?

For the next month, you must start every video call wearing a novelty pair of oversized glasses?

For one month, your phone's autocorrect changes every instance of "yes" to "yessiree Bob"?

Every time you end a conversation, you must say, "Alright, I'm outie!"?

Every time you check out at a grocery store, you must ask the cashier if they've seen your pet unicorn?