Funny – $1,000 – page 13

Every time you end a phone call, you must say 'May your socks always match!' before hanging up?

At your next party, you can only speak by whispering loudly into people's ears?

Your next 5 social media posts must include a selfie with a comically oversized prop (e.g., giant toothbrush, fake mustache)?

Your default greeting for strangers becomes a theatrical bow?

Every time you walk into your home, you must dramatically announce, 'I'm home, my adoring public!'?

For two weeks, all your socks must feature a cartoon character, even if you're dressed formally?

At every restaurant you visit, you must politely ask for a children's menu?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must give a tiny, exaggerated beauty queen wave?

Your phone autocorrects every instance of 'lol' to 'laughing out loud hysterically like a maniac' for three months?

Every time your phone rings, you must answer it with a silly animal sound?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must wiggle your fingers and whisper "So long, partner."?

Every time you meet someone new, you must compliment their shoes, even if they aren't wearing any?

For the next month, your phone's autocorrect always changes the word 'yes' to 'yessir, captain!' in texts and messages?

For the next two weeks, whenever you introduce yourself to someone new, you find yourself doing a short, involuntary robot dance?

For one week, every time you order food or drink, you must do a dramatic chef's kiss?

For one weekend, every time you enter a public store, you must skip through the entrance?

For the next two weeks, every time you greet someone, you must follow it with a small, dramatic bow?

For one week, every time you exit a store, you must dramatically announce, "My shopping quest is complete!"?

For one month, every time you sit down, you must do a quick, exaggerated "ta-da!" gesture with your hands?

For one day, every time you order food or a drink, you must dramatically wink at the person serving you?