Annoying – $1 Million – page 5

Every time you try to open a door (any door), it takes exactly three attempts before it actually opens?

You must wear gloves at all times, even indoors or while sleeping?

Your phone battery will never charge above 50%?

You must loudly announce everything you do before you do it when others are around?

All text messages you send automatically have a random emoji added to the end?

Every time you eat, you must make exaggerated chewing sounds for everyone to hear?

All your clothes must always be made from slightly scratchy, uncomfortably textured fabric?

You will always have a different, faint, slightly annoying earworm song stuck in your head every day?

Every text message you send will randomly contain one harmless, grammatically incorrect typo?

Your shoes always squeak loudly with every step you take?

Every time you sit down, a small, embarrassing fart noise plays loudly?

You can never experience true silence again, as there will always be a faint, buzzing hum?

Your voice will always crack whenever you speak loudly or excitedly?

Your phone battery will always drain five times faster than normal?

There is always a very faint, slightly off-key elevator music playing only you can hear?

You must always feel a mild, unscratchable itch somewhere on your body?

Your phone battery is always at 10% or less, no matter how much you charge it?

Every time you brush your teeth, you must sing loudly and off-key?

Your phone will always be at 5% battery when you pick it up to use it?

You will always have a faint, but noticeable, smell of garlic on you?